24 Sad-But-True Memes of Leonardo DiCaprio Refusing to Date Adults, (because 25 memes would have been too many)

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Sep 3, 2022 4:00 PM EDT

When you turn 25, oftentimes people will have a bit of a quarter-life crisis when they realize several things about themselves and life itself.

  1. You realize that you are no longer as young and carefree as you once were. 
  2. You're 20's are now coming to a close as you get closer to 30.
  3. Oh-- and Leonardo DiCaprio, your millionaire A-List boyfriend, no longer wants to date you.


If you have a computer, you've probably heard that Leonardo DiCaprio has broken up with his last several girlfriends right around their 25th birthday. By the looks of it, he just prefers dating women who's cerebral cortex hasn't fully formed yet. Regardless of how old he has become (*cough cough* 47 *cough cough*), Leo simply refuses to sleep with women his own age. 

His last 8 girlfriends were all under 25 and he has broken things off each time as they aged out of his dating range. As if dating an A-lister wasn't cruel enough, now women everywhere are wondering whether or not they're even datable after 25. 

 

Well, according to Leo, the answer is no. You're aged out. It's over. Sayonara. Best wishes. Adios. 

 

Time to join a convent.

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